So, I was just trotting away on the treadmill (and by trotting, I mean slowly lurching, convincing myself it’s more important to tweet, hydrate and gain a greater appreciation of Electric Light Orchestra), Mr Blue Sky comes on (thanks GREATEST HITS – what do you want, I’m just LEARNING ELO) and I receive THIS:

Seriously?! I’m sorry (I’m not), but if you thought I was “up myself” before you ain’t seen nothing yet, although it suffices to say OBVIOUSLY. But the confirmation/blatant adoration of a critically acclaimed literary GENIUS is “nice”.

Here’s the video Salman’s banging on about. It’s a bit “old news” now, right? Oh wait. THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

Ps I wrote this post to Telephone Line.