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Let’s Demo This Bitch.

November 19, 2011

 

I’ve been absent, and you’ve been lonely. Face it. We all know it’s true. But SHHHHHH let’s none of us acknowledge it. It’s better this way.

I’ve been making noise in my bedroom that i’d like to share with you. Lets kiss and make up already.

Find the demos up (one day at a time) on my Soundcloud account. I’ll post the set once it’s all up.

xx

John Steinberg, As I Knew Him.

September 2, 2011

I first met John Steinberg in the autumn of1999, when I was a posh punk ex-raver with a mowhawk and a Chanel scarf tied to obstruct my barely-there velcro corset. I was a high school dropout who had had the good fortune to find myself in the Toronto fashion-show circut, working with some of Canada’s most well-known backstage arists.

Although his reputation had preceded him, and I certainly knew him from his enormous media backlog, I was stunned to encounter this hilarious, down-to-earth, fabulous personality. In my experience, prior to that, most successful and talented creatives had tended to be reclusive or arrogant, and always reluctant to pass on the tricks that served them well. Ever the eager beaver, I sat in the front row while John presented a class full of misfits and droputs with slides of Cleopatra, photos of African headdresses and Victorian silhouettes, and finished by creating, in practically no time, an elaborate Marie Antionette-type hairstyle on a live model. It was nothing out of the ordinary for John, as his love of theatrics and costume were as deeply ingrained in him as his love of teaching and learning.

As I followed a twisting, turning, emotionally trying career path, his salon on King Street was like a piping hot apple pie in a cartoon window, luring me towards it. I finally got up the courage to apply with him, and though I didn’t know it then, he was in fine (typically hilarious) form as he pretended not to know anything about my interview, but watched carefully as I coloured and cut models’ hair in front of him. As he flicked through my portfolio I was aghast thinking that someone as talented and well-known as John Steinberg was flipping casually through the (admittedly) lesser-quality shots I had worked so hard to produce. Improbably, I got the job, and was working with him by the end of the week.

John claimed to ‘employ the unemployable’, which he always said cheekily, resigned to it happily, and the Associates I worked with, for the most part, played the part of employable unemployables to the best of our abilities. Although it was constantly busy and at times, frustrating, John was always ready with a terrible, terrible joke, often at his own expense (and sometimes at yours), and always up for dress-up, arriving to work sometimes in a velvet smoking jacket and opera scarf, and sometimes in pyjama pants. Halloween was a major occassion, and if you really wanted to disappoint him, you didn’t dress up at all. Day to day, I sported a black vinyl dominatrix butcher’s apron he’d gotten me as a present – strictly because he knew me so well. We would laugh daily at the stupidest things, talk sex, politics, heartbreak and religion – all of the things they teach you never to talk about in a hair salon, and attend the legendary John Steinberg and Associates art openings in salon once a month. It was a fantastic time of my life that I miss regularly and would not have left had I not been at the crossroads of ‘do I go and try to make something happen with my music career or not?’

John was the most caring employer, the most genuine person, the most humble – truly humble – individual, though being a typical Leo he often played that part down, and I don’t imagine too many people have seen him truly blush – barring those of us present at Stephen’s summer Christmas party the year we all found out quite a lot about each other during a particularly truthful and daring truth or dare game! He was also incredibly generous, sharing everything he could with his staff and friends. Whether it was Mexican Christmas or simply providing time and money towards educational pursuits, musical careers or being a shoulder to cry on and a hand to slap your ass, John lived to give strength, support, and a creative and mildly insane outlook on life, which brought him many friends and admirers in his professional and personal life – which let’s face it, were seriously intertwined, as he could not resist lending his hair-expertise to those in critical need, nor could he help being a truly amazing friend to those he encountered professionally - if they didn’t already have the jealous-goggles on. It was not only because of his extrordinary talent, but also because of his hilarious and humble personality that John was so well known and well respected, and regardless of his workload, always worked with care and diligence to create beauty, used humour to deter criticism and negativity, encouraged emotional and spiritual growth in himself and in others, and would share of his vast experiences freely, always ready to help others in any way he could.

My heart breaks for Hayley and his family, as well as for his extended family and friends, as no one could ever meet John without falling just a little bit in love with him; with the evil little gleam in his eye as he said something particularly hideous/hilarious/hideous, with his sense of humor, sense of occasion, sense of fashion, his unabashed love of beauty, his profound sense of respect even for the most socially awkward and frustrating individuals (including myself), his charity work for Princess Margaret’s, his ability to bring the most random, yet totally fascinating people into a room and have them get along. His jerked tofu, his Mexican toys and treats, his pervy handshake and camp attitude balanced by his sensitivity, his sincerity, his massive amount of knowledge and ability to take the mick out of himself will make him someone I will miss forever and someone who will never be replaced.

You are one of a kind, my friend. And so I say to you…

”So there I was…. Completely surrounded….”

Much Love,

Nikki xx

The Totally Awesome Guide To Touring London (For Dicks)

May 20, 2011

I’ve been semi-internet-absent for the past few weeks – mostly as all of my friends are finding their way towards the UK for the great summer migration… pre-high-season and what-have-you. Holy Shit, I’ve gone hyphen-crazy.

Basically I have now turned into one of those asshole residents of a big city that has gotten over the “Omg I Can See Big Ben”-ness of it all and have turned into a massive bitchface (the only face to travel with) when commuting around the city. I don’t mean to be so mean. But it happens. Maybe you’re actually not aware of you being a big dumb touristy douche (it happens) because nobody’s toldyou. So. Here’s a handy hint-sheet you can print out and tuck into your foldable London Underground map to diffuse my ire.

  1. When traveling on an escalator, WALK LEFT, STAND RIGHT will make you a lot more popular with the 8,000 commuters behind you who actually could give a shit about the 55 posters for ‘LEND ME A TENOR’ and ‘GREASE’. MOVE OUT OF THE WAY!
  2. When the escalator reaches its final destination, contrary to popular belief, this is NOT the best time to stop and stare blankly at the numerous wondrous things in front of you. Yes, there is a big long hallway, and I’m sure it’s hard to decide which way to go IN THE ONE DIRECTION EVERYONE IS WALKING, but seeing as moonwalking back DOWN the UP escalator is kinda dicey, maybe just pull over to the side while you figure out the difference between a 20p piece and a 5p to get that can of Tango you can’t get in the States.
  3. Arrived at the top of the stairs to street level at Oxford Circus? RE-READ RULE 2. 
  4. You can’t seriously expect everyone in London to stop because you want a goddamn picture with Big Ben in the background, so don’t get all tongue clicky and teeth-kissy about it when people need to get by.
  5. Ask directions. Totally OK. However, don’t ask for directions, become overwhelmed, get taken over to a map where you can be shown where to go and then get all “oh well *IIIII could look at a MAP”. No, no, you couldn’t.
  6. The “pip-pip cheerio, ‘ave a spot of tea, guv’na?” is about as funny as being constantly asked of you say Aboot, or for my American friends “YALL have a NAHCE DAYYYYYY” or whatever. If you want to complain about how the French are dicks that look at you funny and the British presume you are a cunt then keep on truckin’ with that old ass hilarity.
  7. Your friends that live in London love it when you visit, but WHY THE FUCK do I want to go to goddamn TopShop in Oxford Circus in rush hour so you can debate for like 3 hours on a pair of shitty overpriced sunglasses that were coolhunted by 50-year-olds using their tween daughter’s BFF’s like culture-vultures? Barforama.
  8. The I heart London shirt with the sparkles on it? yeah, You’re gonna get mugged.
  9. Everything you want to buy in the form of Mini Big Bens, baby double decker buses et cetera are like 95 times cheaper off the main roads. just hold it down till you get to district 2, ok? and do you REALLY wanna be walking around the Tower of London carrying all that shit?
  10. Reread this list. Memorize it. THEN book your overpriced flight.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I’m a dick. So what. Newsflash.

Many of you asked me what I did for the Royal Wedding, presuming that I would, of course, be ziplining onto the “kiss balcony” just in time to kick that crazy little girl out of the way and usurp her place of “this is so borrrrring” glory. (ps she was called a bridesmaid, is it just me or do you picture her playing the ‘zany best friend’ in every Wedding-themed RomCom until the of time?) I digress. Massively. I stayed in with a delectable hangover and watched like 100 hours of it on the telly – which saved me from tourist commute hellishness… Although I love dressing up in costume, there’s something about being in the vicinity of Union Jacked-up Baby Boomers, wasted on 15-minutes-of-fame and the constant lurking threat that they may well be photographed looking like a complete knob, with me, looking irate/sheepish/murderous in the background. So I blamed the terror threat and wrote non-wedding-related songs instead. (I know right? I expected better of myself.)

LOOOOVE YOUUUUUU

More London Insanity…

December 16, 2010

Apparantly (hoaxhoaxhoaxhoax) some former employee of Harrod’s has written “FUCK OFF” by eliminating the surrounding Christmas lights on the Knightsbridge building (bollocks he did)

Read All About it HERE if you haven’t seen it yet, although I think it’s likely just a silly internet story.. I mean come on, a newborn baby could photoshop that shit in like 40 seconds. Also convenient that it was the in-store Father Christmas (that’s Santa Claus to you commoners..) et cetera et cetera… I’m pretty sure this is the photo the Daily Mail will release of the perpetrator.

I’m so fucking sure “Random Santa Actor” has such a massive know-how department in his cranium as to co-ordinate that kind of lighting fuck-off spectacular… it take approximately 60 union lighting techs to white-wash a stage for a Second City Improve show, so I fucking doubt this to the max. MY DOUBT HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN MAXED OUT FOR THE HOLIDAY SEASON!

Obviously this preps me to full-on believe basically everything else over the next two weeks, from reindeer on the rooftop to “Dad’s not an angry drunk, he’s just JOLLY!” So if you have any master lies to tell me, now’s the time (had to stop typing because Warner Brothers just called to say my debut album is hitting iTunes this week).

In other news of holiday Randomness, Fulham has officially decided to give back to the community, and not just by providing a lusciously green backdrop for my daily life, but by giving hot chicks life-saving sonic devices. Yes, it’s true. Consider me fully protected now that the council tax has cleared, for as other-hot-girl was my witness, I was approached by a police officer in my hellishly-full-of-babies-local-cafe and given the charmingly non-wrapped present of the MINI DEFENDER ALL PURPOSE ALARM.

With “Multiple features”, and in “Mini-Design”, this awesome rad gift from the local Bobby allows me to enjoy 130+ decibels of sireny goodness, has an LED torch (that’s a flashlight for all you disappointed pyromaniacs) and many other features, in INSANE BULLET POINT “WOW FACTOR” FORMAT:

  • 130+ db SIREN
  • LED TORCH FUNCTION
  • TEST/PANIC BUTTON
  • BELT CLIP
  • COMPACT DESIGN
  • RIP-CORD ACTIVATION
  • 3 x LR44 BATTERIES SUPPLIED
  • 1 YEAR WARRANTY

Okay. So there is the copper approaching me and this other chick on a laptop in the back of a busy cafe. He’s wearing a long black coat and shoves these boxes under our noses and says “Here. These are for you” in a manner that could be appropriately described as gruff, to say the least (I’m nicing it up because he gave me free shit), and my instant response is “um, no. here.” I gesture towards him, handing him back the creepy nondescript boxes with CRAZY EMERGENCY font all over it and glancing at the girl beside me, who is in turn looking at me with paro-eyes and whatever, and that’s when I notice POLICE written across his chest.

What the WHAAAAT? Thanks, Police, for the hot-chick protection package, but seriously, could you approach me in a more creepy way next time? Nothing says “Have a remote-controlled BOMB” like “here, this is for you” and giving me an unmarked package that in no way says “Happy Christmas, we’ve enjoyed keeping you alive, Love, Old Bill”. Next time I’m walking through a dark alleyway perhaps they’ll pop-up with a fright mask and “CALL 999″ (aka 911) sign in an Easter basket or something. Whatever. Just keeping the public safe and shit.

Check this “Stylish Alarm Product” Here. Yep. That’s what they gave us. Ready for the bullshit part? (Oh wait, that would essentially be the entire story, wouldn’t it?) it’s YELLOW. Not snazzy fucking BABY PINK or something svelte like the BLACK model (that would be, oh I don’t know, DISCREET, at least), which is I imagine is supposed to have the “warning” effect on your potential rapist, in a kind of “oh, I guess you thought you had this all planned out and I was going to be forced to comply with your evildoing, but LOOK OUT EARDRUMS, I’m about to blast your shit with my pocket-alarm!”, at which point the Raper, (played by 1975 Oliver Reed) will cheese it, it’s the cops. Or something.

Don’t you think it might be more likely that he will just drag me off AWAY from the noise-thing which has, let’s face it, dropped to the ground at around the same moment I peed my pants from scared-ness, which will be ignored by people supposing it’s just a car alarm interrupting a rerun of COME DINE WITH ME AUSTRALIA (That’s how much they don’t care) and I will be found dead in the Alleyway (likely found by coppers in fright-masks with Easter baskets) like 70 hours later? THANKS FOR THE AWESOME PERSONAL PROTECTION DEVICE PRESENT, POLICE!

Oh, I’m being a dick. Thank you for the Awesome Personal Protection Device Present, Police. I mean that sincerely. It’s suitably useful in this cafe full of SUV-baby strollers and screaming toddlers, when I can pull the ripcord and listen to 130 + db of soothing sireny bliss rather than subject myself to further hideous offenses they call “the laughter of children”.

More wine, please.

 

 

A Soldier’s Response To The G20 Aftermath

July 7, 2010

Taken from http://justinbeach.blogspot.com/

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

A Soldier Serving in Afghanistan’s Letter to the #G20 Police

This appeared in the comments section of Torontoist but was just too good to stay in the comments section. It comes from a serving member of the Canadian Armed Forces in response to police actions surrounding the G20. It is reprinted here in full (hope no one minds.)

As a serving member of the Canadian Forces and a combat veteran, I can say with absolute clarity and conviction that i am disgusted by the actions of the supposed “other half” of our nations security, the civilian shield to the army’s sword. I managed to fight and win battles while vastly outnumbered, against a heavily armed, mobile, guerilla force with as few as 10 fellow Canadians. 10 Canadian taxpayer funded and trained, government employees fighting and dying to prevent the lawlessness and injustice the so-called Black Bloc seems only too willing to promote. 10 Canadian ambassadors (because that is what you are when your wear and salute your nations flag) that knew their jobs and acted as consummate, trained professionals in all things, which incidentley is why i am alive to type this. The enemy we fought was entrenched within a civilian population and knew only too well the problems that could be created by putting innocent Afghans in the center of the conflict. So as is our duty and our job we let them bait us and let them crow and then when we had a shot we took it WITH NO CIVILIAN CASUALTIES. How could I know? Because we were the medical center for the region and we visited the villages regularly.

Knowing when to apply force and how to apply it can be a very simple thing when you assign value to the thing you are leveraging that force against. Am I prepared to kill the human being who is placing the IED or recoiless rifle that will kill three of my brothers? 3 of my fellow Canadians who have answered the call to defend what we so often take for granted half a world away? Without pause yes, and I will for the rest of my life, I took an oath that does not end with a contract.

When you put that uniform on you are no longer John Smith of Toronto. You are a member of the Canadian Forces, just as you are a Royal Canadian Mounted Police Officer, or an Ontario Provincial Police Officer. A government employee who’s mandate and training is to PROTECT the public. Not to protect themselves from threats within the public. It is their job as the civilian arm of our nations security to be the blue line between those that would see our way of life burnt to it’s end and the Canadians who see more than a simple flag.

Instead they formed a black wall and responded to WORDS with unrelenting, armed and often random VIOLENCE.

I don’t care if Osama Bin Laden himself is hiding on Queen Street like Waldo… you don’t just drop an airstrike on the village.

You PARTICULARLY don’t do it after the entire village sang Oh Canada in fear.

I understand the effect of an unsuspecting ambush tactics to confuse and demoralize… but when the first three ranks of ‘protestors’ are waving peace signs standing outside the gap wearing American Apparel and drinking starbucks… I might tailor my tactics accordingly.

People have said that they ‘understand’ why Police might have been on edge due to the events of the day before…

Bullshit.

I understand that i watched friends die and then the next day went out and did my job with the professionalism expected of someone who claims to serve his country and as in holland i gave chocolate to children while the engineers rebuilt.

When you back people into a corner… they will fight and sell their lives dearly to escape.

The ‘kettle’ is a useful tactic to isolate ‘riot ringleaders’ but with even minor coordination it can simply be turned into a turnstyle type processing operation as opposed to a way to jack up arrest counts to justify budgets and manpower.

Too little too late from the Police especially after the complete lack of presence as the city they are paid to protect, burned the day before.

A number of extremely reputable journalists and civilian truth mongers have been given unprecedented ability to expose the absolute incompetence of both the police leadership and of the individual line trooper.

This is as sure a black stain on their official colors as it was a death knell to the Canadian Airborne after one of their members killed a Somali boy. I would hang my head in shame if i affected any part of Sunday’s riot operation, willing or not.

I have a relative who was caught up in the crowd. Just a student who is young and wants to take inspired photos, and does it damn well. He was detained (not arrested) But I have seen his footage and i am disgusted.

I did not put my life on the line and watch my best friends take their last breath to come home and watch the largest gathering of law enforcement this country has ever seen… cowed to the point inaction as the city and its citizens endure the wanton destruction to their homes and business, only to have it answered by a heavy handed and indiscriminant hammer blow against quite possibly the very same people they so utterly failed to help previously.

I understand that to put a riot line in front of the black block may have caused injuries and violence.

Well… they asked for it. Says so right on their sign.

Guess what else. That’s why you took the oath of service to your country. If you don’t want to get injured on the job… be a yoga instructor.

Excuses are quite common apparently everyone has one. I would advise anyone reading this to write their local MP and ask what your government is doing to police it’s members and policies that have utterly failed in their duty to this country.

I was in the city all weekend and if i had a dollar for every group of 6 police officers i saw sitting on corners shooting the shit… I would probably have enough to hire a ten man infantry section for the weekend to lead the police through some drills, of how to serve the nation they are sworn to defend.

This should not be taken as a sweeping assault on the police as i even have a few relatives and many friends among their ranks. But just as I would not stand for injustice within my own house… I will not stand for it in theirs.

I have met countless officers who uphold our laws with dignity and professionalism. I would gladly give my life for anyone of them.

What will not stand is when under the guise of ‘security’ police are given sweeping powers with no chance of reciprocity, the need to explain themselves or chance to defend against bullying tactics employed on a peaceful gathering of my country’s citizens.

I don’t give a flying squirrel if they were threatening, or there were reports of weapons. You have full body armour and shields. Suck it up. Besides, you should be happy. Bricks move a lot slower than bullets.

I support our law enforcement as i support our troops. But my support is not a blank cheque to be held cheaply against the values and rights you trample as surely as you stepped on our flag. You will find me a tenacious opponent and one now who wants to know just how that cheque i did write you was used… and i think after saturdays impotence and sundays ignorance someone has to pay the piper…

and this time, it won’t be me.

Posted by Justin Beach at 4:17 PM

POLICE STATE

June 28, 2010

I have just been limited on my tweets, wasn’t aware that that could happen, or whether it may be due to my questions to @TorontoPolice @OliviaChow @PMHarper

have LOTS to say about this… will continue “tweeting” from the blog and on my fb page

TWEET @G8G20ISUca AND DEMAND THAT THEY LET THE MEDIA IN TO SEE THE CONDITIONS INSIDE

@CP24 @CityNews @MayorMiller

THEY ARE GOING TO CLOSE IT DOWN AND CLEAN IT UP. RT NOW.

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PEOPLE NEED TO BE ANSWERING AS TO THE DETENTION OF CIVILIANS WHILE THE WORLD WATCHES. WHERE IS THE MAYOR? WHERE IS THE PM? CONTACT ALL SOURCES OF MEDIA AND ASK THEM WHY THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SEE INSIDE THE DETENTION CENTER WHEN PEOPLE ARE COMING OUT AND BEING TOLD THEY ARE “RATS IN CAGES”

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THEY JUST LET PEOPLE GO AFTER HOURS. THIS IS NOT SOMETHING TO CHEER ABOUT. THESE PEOPLE SHOULD BE CONTACTING THEIR LAWYERS. THIS IS A VIOLATION OF HUMAN RIGHTS AND A DISGUSTING DISPLAY OF POWER, PARTICULARLY FOLLOWING ***NO POLICE PRESENCE LIKE THIS**** AS THE CITY WAS SMASHED AND BURNED AROUND US. THERE NEEDS TO BE AN INQUEST ON THIS, REPERCUSSIONS AND REEVALUATION ON POLICE AND POLITICAL PROTOCOL

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BILL BLAIR, DAVID MILLER AND OLIVIA CHOW ARE NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. THEY DID ***NOTHING*** TO PROVIDE ANY SHELTER, FOOD OR WATER FOR PEACEFUL CIVILIANS WHO WERE NOT PROTESTING. THE POLICE CHARGED THE CIVILIANS AS THEY SANG “O CANADA”

******

THE MEDIA NEEDS TO GET BACK TO THE DETENTION CENTER AND DEMAND TO SEE INSIDE. http://twitter.com/G8G20ISUca says that “The Prisoner Processing Centre was built to ensure that anyone arrested is treated professionally, & provided with services such as washrooms, food, telephones, access to lawyers & medical care.” however, detainees seem to say otherwise, stating they were subjected to inhumane conditions. DEMAND that media be allowed in immediately before they clean up this disgusting mess — by sweeping it under the rug

******

Detainees were held without being able to speak to a lawyer or make a phone call – women were denied TAMPONS, they were called “rats” and the officers guarding them referred to their caging as “KENNELS”

*******

THIS WHOLE THING REEKS OF A PHOTO OP GONE BAD. WHY were there police cars allowed to be torched and jumped on by “civilians”, documented with no police presence like the bullshit we’ve seen today? Whether or not there were criminals/vandals/”anarchists” etc present when arrests were made, detainees were not processed properly nor were they provided with basic human rights, blankets, food, medical attention. The police/government then found themselves in the embarrassing bed of their own making and decided to “call it off”. Who is giving orders here? PM HARPER has nothing to say. OLIVIA CHOW has nothing to say. BILL BLAIR and MAYOR DAVID MILLER are fucking INVISIBLE. This bullshit propaganda photo of a flaming police car in the financial district will no doubt be used to excuse the gigantic waste of money and excessive police brutality in the end, wait and see.

You Will Be Missed, Love.

May 25, 2010

I haven’t been on fb/twitter/wp the past few days as a beautiful friend, artist and activist Will Munro has sadly passed away.

I can’t think of anything to write more fitting than what Benjamin Boles has already written about the gorgeous, talented, kind, thoughtful, political, inspiring man you see pictured below.

Miss/Love you.

The original obit is here.

IN MEMORIAM
Will Munro RIP
FEB 11, 1975 – MAY 21, 2010
BY BENJAMIN BOLES

Toronto queer icon Will Munro lost his long battle with brain cancer today, leaving a huge hole in the local scene. I’ve spent the last year dreading this day, and mentally preparing to write this obituary, but when it’s someone who’s had such an important place in your life, you can never be ready. He was an artist, a DJ, a promoter, a bar owner, an activist and youth worker, but his impact on the city is much bigger than the sum of those parts.

I met Munro 14 years ago, when we were both studying at OCAD. We immediately bonded over a shared interest in the hidden queer underbelly of punk rock, and quickly became an unlikely couple. He was a defiantly gay, straight-edge, vegan hardcore kid, and I was a sexually-ambiguous party guy with a rockabilly haircut, and while the relationship only lasted about eight months, I’d like to think we left significant marks on each other’s future lives.

At the time, right wing talk radio was having a field day attacking Munro’s art, for creating work with used underwear rescued from Goodwill, and for addressing youth sexuality. He recognized that the hate was a good thing, and proudly incorporated recordings of loudmouths lambasting him on his answering machine message. While Will might not have been the type to push buttons for no reason, he was always happy to piss off people for the right reasons.

He introduced me to the young community of Toronto indie musicians who would later end up becoming the hipster establishment, while I took him to raves and preached about DJ culture to him. Years later he would take the concept of the DJ party and turn it on its head with his legendary Vazaleen nights, which saw him playing queer punk and gender bender rock tunes to an incredibly diverse crowd. These days it’s normal in Toronto for hip gay scenes to flourish outside of the queer ghetto and to attract a wide spectrum of genders and orientations, but that didn’t really happen until Vazaleen took off and became a veritable community for everyone who didn’t fit into the mainstream homo world. For too long, it was too rare to see dykes, fags, trans people, and breeders hanging out together, and Munro changed that.

Whether he was making art, throwing parties, running the Beaver or doing activist work, Munro always managed to find a way to put the marginalized at the front of the line. Many people long for a place where they feel they belong, but Will actually built those spaces – both for him, and for everyone else who needed it. Queer Queen West is a cliché now, but we wouldn’t have it without him.

He would say we’re over-stating his impact, but that’s just him being humble. Without a doubt, he changed this city, and for the better.

May 21, 2010 at 04:00 PM

Also, here is a fantasic interview with Will by Leila Pourtavaf – the original is here.

One of Toronto’s most prolific producers and promoter of queer culture, Will Munro has been a pivotal member of Toronto’s scene since the mid nineties. Whether it’s through rousing events such as the monthly queer rock Vazaleen party, which he organized from 2000 to 2007, or the hundreds of artist multiples and ephemera, such as the signature hand-stitched underwear pieces that he’s produced over the last decade and a half, or the thousands of iconic queer records he’s spun throughout the city and beyond, this boy imbues all things he touches with a sense of history, glamour and a punk rock edge.

More recently, Munro has harnessed his exuberance to fight a beastly two-year battle with brain cancer. Despite his struggle, he has still managed to produce a stunning body of work for his most recent solo exhibition, Inside The Solar Temple of the Cosmic Leather Daddy, which was on display at Paul Petro Gallery in Toronto from February 26th to March 27th. The show is both a continuation and a culmination of many of the themes that have run through his previous efforts. Reflecting on his more recent experience, Munro’s new body of work embraces the sense of communal loss and remembrance by linking his fight against cancer to a history of queer struggles against HIV/AIDS.

Will is also a close friend who has been a profound influence on me culturally, politically and personally. We sat down recently to talk about art, life, queer community and little bit of magic.

Leila Pourtavaf: Your work often brings together really disparate themes and images, and relates them to each other in ways that are uniquely marked by your style. This show in particular brings together Egyptian iconography with punk and queer imagery. Talk to me about some of the themes you’re working with in the show.

Will Munro: The show is really about gay culture and a kind of relationship between the past and now. The idea of death and the way it is viewed is something I am thinking about a lot right now. For us, as queers, the 80s was really awful. We lost so many amazing artists and so many amazing queers, and our community doesn’t really know how to deal with death and loss. I wanted to present a more positive and hopeful way of thinking about it. I revived some old liberation imagery of triangles and flags, and related them to ideas about how things live beyond death. It’s funny, at the opening, there were all these people standing around the spider sex sling installation, and there were little kids playing in it. People kept asking me if it was okay, but I loved it. It looked like some kind of weird worship zone and the little kids playing in it made it totally about life, and worshiping life.

LP: There’s a lot of Egyptian iconography in the show. It’s interesting because there’s the huge King Tut exhibit on at the AGO right now, so in a sense, your references are really contemporary, but you deploy the images in a really different way. What is your interest in Egyptian symbols?

WM: I am not really interested in Egyptology. I’ve never been to Egypt. I am white and really have no connection to the culture. But having a terminal illness has forced me to think about death. The ideas around eternal life and general ways that death was viewed in ancient Egypt made me connect my culture to this imagery. I am into the belief in eternal life after death and myths about people living their whole lives to die. I think about it in terms of remembering, in ways that mark death as not the end of your life, but a kind of beginning. I’ve also always been interested in magic. I’ve never been religious. My parents are part of the United Church, but I denounced that at a very early age. I think magic is the closest thing to faith I’ve had. I am really a believer and I look to it for power.

LP: You are working with queer history and your own personal story in really beautiful ways. There’s definitely a sense of other-worldliness and magic in the show, a kind of queer fairytale, but it’s also a very intimate space you’ve created. It might be because you made everything in your living room and I saw it there over the course of a few months, but I think there is a sense of intimacy that comes across in the show.

WM: The center-piece is a bum sex sling! You usually see that in a bathhouse, or sex club. You don’t see it in an art gallery or a living room. And you don’t see it with these bright and cheerful colors. I think the colors and the spider plants in macramé holders do create an intimate vibe, but then there’s the leather sling! I made those macramé plant holders myself, and all my friends really helped with the building of the sling and putting all the elements together. My friend Rick constructed the structure and his wife first thought I was making a macramé hammock. It’s not exactly a hammock, but you can lie in it!

LP: The macramé is incredible, as is the fact that you learned how to macramé in the past few months just for this piece. You’ve always been into both a DIY aesthetic and approach in your art-making. But also, your work references feminist practices of working with textiles. Why these commitments?

WM: Learning to do labor intensive, hand-made crafts has always been something I’ve been into. Even as a kid, I always wanted to help my mom with those kinds of things. I remember asking my mom to teach me to sew, but she never had the time because she was the bread-winner in my family. I mean, part of it is for sure that I am really inspired by feminist art, and part of it is I like making things and working with my hands. I also like to feel like I am producing my own work and learning new kinds of skills. When I was in art school, I always looked down on people who got other people to help them make their art. I always thought you should make your own art. You know, hand sewing things, making things from scratch, doing ridiculously crafty stuff, I thought that was the only way you should make art. The only reason I unlearnt some of that was because I was physically unable to do everything myself and had to get some help from friends since I’ve been sick. Initially, I had a really hard time with it. But honestly it made me a better person. I mean, I realized that my process before I got sick was always a bit ridiculous. I took on crazy things on my own and really thought no one else could do what I was doing and there was no way to share my skills.

LP: I like the bringing together of feminist practice with images of masculinity in your work. There’s the juxtaposition of gay leather culture and granny macramé aesthetic, but also your underwears do this. They are always men’s underwear, but they are hand stitched and many of them use materials that evoke effeminacy.

WM: I guess sewing and working with fibers is still thought of as being gendered. It’s weird because so many men sew, but you still see people flip out a bit about it. Or macramé. So many people were like “you’re gonna macramé???”. But yeah, I just bought some books at a second hand store for $3 and that’s how I learned. But also, I was a boy scout, so I have a background in tying knots. It’s not so weird!

LP: A lot of people who have been helping, both with this show, and also in general providing different kinds of support to you throughout your fight with cancer, are part of a tight-knit queer community, one that you’ve been a very central figure in. It’s a community you’ve helped build over the years. For me, being new to Toronto, it feels amazing seeing that.

WM: Well, it wasn’t just me. But yeah, I see what you’re saying. My whole situation has been all about community and family. I mean just getting ill and going to the hospital and there’s 40 people there with me! I’d never really spent time dealing with the medical system and it was daunting, but people really amazed me. To give just one example, I always worked independently and didn’t have full health coverage, but my boss from a gay youth line showed up when I was in the hospital with health coverage. I’ve worked with them in various capacities for years, but I was working there only a couple of days a week, so it was amazing that they came through for me that way.

LP: I think a lot of us have learned a lot from you about queer culture and having a politicized queer community. For me, Vazaleen was really about that. I learnt about so many different queer performers from those events, and it was also one of the first parties I went to where there was a real sense of belonging, but it was also super mixed and not just a fag or dyke scene. When you started Vazaleen, did you think about it having educational value and as part of building something, or were you just organizing things that you were really into and they ended up resonating with lots of other folks too?

WM: It’s a bit of both. All the people I’ve brought to Vazaleen were people I’ve been really into. And a lot of them were long-term goals, like I really wanted to bring people like Jayne County and her band, or the Toilet Boys, or Joey Arias because of his long history of doing amazing performance. Or more old riot grrrl acts from Portland and Olympia like The Need. That’s what I liked and that’s where I am from culturally. There was a world of that in Toronto before I was around, and by the time I came here in the 90s it had really died down, and I felt like the stuff that was happening was not very imaginative. I also came from a hard-core scene where there really wasn’t too many gay people. People were nice to me, but I was never going to have a sex life, or a fully fulfilled life within that community. I felt like I had to make my own scene. So part of it was, not vengeful, but a reaction to that and the desire to want to create or recreate a queer punk scene. And I really thought we could do it… set up a social network where people can meet each other, have a sense of community and feel like they can survive. And give a venue to performers who wouldn’t otherwise come to Toronto.

LP: There’s a lot of theorizing about gay culture as ephemeral and how it doesn’t get archived properly and this is even more true of alternative queer culture. How did you find out about stuff?

WM: I came out of punk and went to art school, so it was the stuff I was really looking for. I think once you actually start looking for it, you start to make your own connections. You read people who speak about other people, and there were books, records, zines… there were a lot of elements left behind. But also, people talk. The thing about queer culture is that it’s young, and a lot of people are still alive. Their stories are insane, and the fact that a lot of the stories don’t get documented is really too bad. So for me a lot of it was talking to people and finding out what they did, who their influences were… I think that’s mostly how I know my queer history.

LP: I was talking to Onya about how cancer is our generation’s AIDS, not that we aren’t dealing with AIDS still, but I guess it feels more like as a community, queers have more of a grip on that now, whereas we are unprepared for cancer. I guess some of this is what you are alluding to in the show?

WM: The show is about making these kinds of connections between the plagues that we live through. I mean, HIV is still huge. People still die from it. I use to go out with a guy who was positive for a really long time and it’s weird because now, he’s trying to take care of me. It’s role reversal because when we met, he was young and positive, and he was trying to come to grips with it all and carve out a social network. And I was young, but also trying to be a caregiver. I mean, I never would have said that then, but looking back at it, it’s what it was. Now the tides have switched and now I guess we have to take care of each other. I think I understand illness now a lot more. It’s not about HIV or cancer, but it’s about health, and the human body and how it works. And the ways that sex and sexuality intersect with illness. I mean, HIV is directly related to sex and so the links to sexuality and gay identity are a bit more direct. Cancer is not a gay or straight disease, but if you are gay and you have cancer, there’s a lot of weird isolation because you don’t necessarily know a lot of other gay people who have cancer. There’s all these ways that you feel isolated. To me, a lot of it is about coping, and how people come together as a community to cope. With HIV/AIDS, because its effects were so pronounced on the gay community, people mobilized around it. They came together and fought for each other’s lives.

LP: That’s happening with cancer in a sense in the mainstream. There’s a lot of cancer awareness campaigns, but in our community people don’t identify with the pink ribbons, so I think we are still trying to figure out how do we deal with it all.

WM: But I think we’ve come up with a pretty good thing. I am not complaining about my community and my community of friends! You guys have really hit it home for me in every way. I think we actually totally look out for each other.

LP: Yes. Of course, but it’s all these kind of makeshift unstable structures that we’re building from scratch.

WM: Yeah! It totally titter-totters!

LP: But with HIV/AIDS, people have been able to come up with more stable, long-lasting structures. And I think about how we can look back at that and learn from it.

WM: Yeah. Completely. Dealing with the medical system is totally crazy and there’s no mobilization of thousands of people where you could be like… give me good treatment and access or we’re gonna shut you down. That’s not happening. I mean, it’s not just me, this is going to happen to a lot of people and it already is happening to a lot of people. People need to figure out how to deal with it. There needs to be more organization and more organizing. I don’t know if it’s going to be me who does it! But we’re mostly a bunch of activists and socially aware people. We party, but we have brains and we know how to deal with life and that’s what we’re gonna have to do.

Will Munro is a Toronto-based artist and cultural activist, born in Mississauga, ON (1975) and a graduate of the Ontario College of Art and Design (2000). One of Toronto’s most active promoters of queer culture during the past decade, Munro’s practice, is both well known within the art world, and extends into his community-based activities.

Leila Pourtavaf is a writer, independent curator, activist and a doctoral candidate in the Department of History at the University of Toronto. She was a founding member and Montreal Coordinator of the projet MOBILIVRE-BOOKMOBILE project, a traveling exhibition of artist books, zines and independent publications that toured North America between 2001 to 2005. She also served on the board of La Centrale Gallery Powerhouse and was a member of the programming committee from 2006 to 2009.

“Celebrity” Gossip.

May 12, 2010

Did I ever tell you about the time I met Kevin Federline?

A friend and I got dragged in off the street to be in the MOD audience, I guess because few people actually cared that KFed was going to be at Much.

Anyway, I was happily mocking him from the sidelines when during they freak they rearranged us, and Kfed, who had come over to chat up my friend and I (I don’t know why, because we were wearing like NO makeup and whatevs) and started taking all this dumb shit about “don’t tell anyone I’m wearing makeup, okay?” Anyway, they ended up moving me to sit beside him on the other side of the room, and I was completely dying as he answered questions, mostly because I was all “ummmm you’re soooo fucking lame”.

This was about a million years ago, but THAT was the night he got an email from Britney’s lawyers saying “you’re chucked”, so I had the opportunity to make up horrible stories about KFed trying it on with me and being all TIGER WOODS’ MISTRESS on that shit. Unfortunately, I have 2 afflictions that do me more harm than good in the entertainment bidness, an unwavering love of Brit-Brit and this curious thing called a “con-shuns”, so i didn’t actually make a zillion dolls. For shame!

Check the clip below and laugh forever.

Oh, and yes, we got his autograph. you HAVE to get one from people who suck. Come on!!

Reform The Toronto Humane Society Round XIIVIICMCVII.

May 12, 2010

The Faces of CHANGE slate is the unofficial opposition in the election to replace the old Toronto Humane Society board of directors. You might remember the current board as the same one who allowed animals to suffer, neglected, and are currently using donation money to defend themselves in court after being charged with numerous offenses relating to the cruel treatment of the animals they claimed to protect.

I have become involved in The Faces of CHANGE after recognizing that the THS has refused new membership since the scandal broke regarding the raid on the shelter, and therefore cannot be part of the vote encouraging a new board of directors replace the current one, which is imperative as the standards for the THS were defined by the current board and they are not trustworthy to provide adequate care in the treatment of animals or the spending of donations.

I am making my support known to existing members by making 10 phonecalls before the vote goes out, and if you can make a few calls in the next 2 days it would really be appreciated, as there are currently 1900 calls to be made.

ReformTHS will send you a package containing all the info plus a script to make it really easy to call 10 members (remember these are EXISTING members of the Humane Society, not cold-calling for NEW members, so it’s not too much like calling from Enbridge Gas or anything).

If anyone is interested in helping with their time to make a few phonecalls on behalf of ReformTHS and The Faces of CHANGE please email me directly and I will put you in touch with the group.

Thanks for your time and I hope some of you will be interested in promoting change. More information below

http://reformths.com/

The Totally Awesome Guide To Touring Toronto, Volume III

May 11, 2010

Its about time we get back to the basics of Totally Awesome Touristing.

You’ve had about ten minutes to recover from the drinking and debaucheries, cheese platters and hot tubbing a quiet country life has to offer, so you’re probably ready to show off your trim fig in workout wear.

If it’s summer (or something like it), you might consider a jog/bike ride/Segway along Toronto’s uncredible waterfront.

My journey started at Parliament and Front Streets, also known as The Distillery District. (Can’t get enough old-tymeyness, can I?) Here’s a fun fact: wearing the “omgzzz they have TOURIST clothes in WILDERNESS TOWN” shirt you bought leaving the countryside – complete with flying eagles and polar bears (not actually represented in aforementioned small town’s wilderness), you can burn both calories and everyone around you with your hot-like-fiyahness. Fierce snap!

Take Front Street West and snip into the St Lawrence Market, taking in dead animals as far as the eye can see, but also a literal cornucopia of delicious fruits and veg, and if you’re so inclined, cheese, breads and spices. Though I myself prefer to eat air (and if I’m really feeling cheeky, some paper and ice cubes – shhhh! Don’t tell Nanny!). Across the street, depending on the day, one can purchase overpriced “antiques” (read: purchased by sellers earlier in the week at V-squared, or Value Village, to vintage-twee-types) in a mishmash of market stalls rating marginally above car-park-boot-sale-chiq.

You’ll pass The Gooderham (The Flatiron) Building as you make your way towards the CN tower (ooh, more landmarks… how thrilling!). If you’re on a Segway at this point, make sure your brain-bucket is strapped on tight (is it!?) when you take 100K pictures of the CN tower from every conceivable angle en route towards it – but no! You’re going to detour South on Spadina Ave (about a 15 minute streetcar ride South of Toronto’s Chinatown) to cross the bridges over multiple traintracks you saw as you passed Union Station back at Front and Bay Streets. You remember, the train station across from the Fairmont Royal York hotel, the definitive conference quickie palace – as in “oops I shagged the boss but it’s ok ‘cause he totally has the cash to support my Blackmail…”

UNDER THE BRIDGE – Work with me, pedestrians. There are no stop-and-go-lights, no zebra crossings and no attention paid to your footpath as you traverse a particularly delicate section of Spadina as it bisects Queens Quay (A personal landmark, where I once chased a turkey behind a bunch of condo buildings under The Gardiner Expressway). Are you feeling confident? Good. Cross the exit-off-the-highway and you’ll find yourself in front of The Empire Sandy’s dock, also a point where one can walk out practically into the lake, to see planes arrive and depart from the Toronto Island Airport.

Continue West toward the Canada Malting building, a monumental structure built in 1928 that has remained vacant since 1980 that adds a curious element of post-apocalyptic castle to an otherwise insanely manicured Toronto Music Gardens. I don’t quite think I “get” The Music Gardens, but I like the idea. I prefer to walk through the marina where hundreds of sailboats are moored and one can glimpse the seafarer’s life of constant motion sickness and reapplication of SPF 8 to imitation pancetta back-fat. Of course this is not the sailing set to which we are accustomed, but we will overlook that, for the time being.

Queen’s Quay turns into Stadium Rd (not quite sure why, as stadiums are a bit of a jog past – “whatevs” being the general motto for urban planning in this city) which takes our tour out to Lakeshore Boulevard, a waterfront condo-land set between the Navy and Army HQ’s at Fort York. Mercifully, they have yet to bulldoze Coronation Park, a stretch of manicured lawns on the water where one can picnic watching boats bob past, if one chooses to ignore Dogs Gone Wild and Canada geese going head-to-head in turf wars cleverly designated to one gang or the other by number of fecal deposits. Advice? Don’t park your picnic hamper next to a tree, pretty much ever.

Southwest of the park you can make the decision leading to your inevitable touristy suicide and hit up Ontario Place, a vaguely interesting midway and miniscule amusement park that puts on a decent fireworks display throughout the summer, and during The Ex does a nightly spectacular of throwing money up into the sky, setting it on fire and watching it turn into glitter. The Ex, or Canadian National Exhibition is across the street and you’ll pass The Prince’s Gates as you travel North up Bathurst Street. As you cross Fleet Street, be on the lookout for the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (and stop taking drugs you paranoid sicko), as their stables are to your left, just past the Ontario Hydro massive mega superstation, which looks about a billion years old and provides an interesting backdrop to complete our portrait series of “industrial wasteland”.

Time for a nap! But there’s not enough time! After a shower and a well-earned glass of champagne (slight substitution in the all-air diet here), we’re back on the road to what may well be Toronto’s most Nouveau Richey tourist attraction of all time, Casa Loma.

Washing ourselves of the wastelandyness of the previous hour, put on all the airs of true heirs to romp through the “castle”, which from the exterior is a mishmash of styles not adequately aged or subjected to cannon fire, and therefore looks rather Disney on the edge of a residential area reserved for the massively wealthy. Imagine an overweight awkward prepubescent girl showing up to her private-school peer’s posh “I’m a socialite” theme party in a cone hat and an ill-fitting pink Cinderella gown and you get the idea of what this castle feels on the daily. Take the shame!

While the house has a certain charm to it, it truly is a ridiculous tour, and the most fun was had listening to the audio tour (Purel it first), which has voice-actors portraying scenarios in which elements of a particular room was used. They also slag off the owner of the house by telling stories of how he was obsessed with titles so much so that he was conned into picking up “Sir Thomas” in full regalia at the nearby train station only to find out it was a cat. This pleased me immensely.

Sir/Lord/Whateverington also had a wifey who was the Queen of The Girl Guides, so there’s a whole boring expo on that, and if you want to dull your soul forever, go ahead and click the link. I preferred to attempt to sell my cookies in her private salon, and got quite a few offers. Over 30 boxes sold! I think I got my beaver patrol badge by default.

God, touristing is boring sometimes. Here’s the rapid-fire notes on Casa Loma:

- The rooms are okay, but mostly what you want to do is make out anyway, so head for the tower, or alternatively the closet in the servant’s quarters. Ooh, slumming!
- The gardens were a joke. Literally tulips spaced at six-inch intervals that appeared to be losing their petals at lightspeed. This may have been due to the early summery weather being juxtaposed by a fear for flash frost, so I’ll assume they can do better in the warmer months.
- The stables were nearly all closed, but made for some hilarious pictures.
- Garage – not even worth it, whatsoever.
- Underground tunnel was cool but that was probably made so by virtue of the fact that it was completely deserted. It would likely feel really uncomfortable if you were in a long lineup of children and the elderly, which was avoided by arriving on a Monday afternoon.

Overall, I can see why the castle is a tourist attraction, but I kind of also just don’t care. Since it was part of a CityPass package at 59$, I didn’t mind seeing it, but as the admission was around 20$, without the pass I would say give it a skip.

Walking south past Bloor Street we pass the outskirts of the University of Toronto campus (pretty and castley, and much more bang for your non-buck), en route to the final tourist futuristic castle destination of the day, The CN Tower.

I want to encourage people NOT to go to the CN Tower as I have in the past, as it’s about a 40$ per-person tourist trap, but as it was part of the CityPass, ….Oh, go on, then.

Arriving just before sunset, I have to say it was spectacular to watch the sun set over the city I had just covered on foot, and in that respect it was worth the irritation of being one of ten million people clamoring for a good view of the sunset. Stay away from anywhere with a binocular stand, as you’re just asking for your eardrums and soul to break when every child in the universe wants to fuck around with it. Avoid the restaurant upstairs and, if you’re feeling romantical, enjoy the city lights with a reasonably-priced cocktail list instead of taking some kind of movie-thrillride combination, closing down the day’s adventure by missing the hard-sell in the late-night abandoned gift shop.

As you close your eyes after a full day of Royal misadventures and romantical interludes, try not to think of your alarm clock’s inevitable intrusion into tomorrow’s hangover.

For tomorrow… is another (fun filled, sugar fueled, drunk-encouraging touristy) day!


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