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PERIOD DRAMA Ep. 2 TRAILER NOW UP.
January 14, 2010My, Aren’t We Feeling Philosophical?
January 13, 2010I was perusing the live feed of my facebook account, as one does, when a friend from years ago popped up with a status that intrigued me.
It read:
Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
After laughing briefly at the comments that followed, which included a posting that stated “nostalgia is for bitches…reminiscing is where it’s at”, I began to ponder whether in the wake of a constant influx of “new” old material being uploaded to the internet, the modern age had, in fact, lost the romanticism of nostalgia, or lost the notions of romanticism and nostalgia in and of themselves.
I don’t think that there are many moments as individuals within Western civilization that allow us to truly BE individuals in thought or experience, since the majority of our collective pop cultured consciousness has been bred not by the political or philosophical musings of artists or idealists, but instead cultivated by industrious Borglike mass-marketers, more so now than ever before. As a result, we are living in an era of constantly upgrading postfuturism, or to define my terms more analogously, in a time where the future expected by the science fiction and predicted shark-finned flying Cadillacs of the 1950′s was bypassed entirely for unexpected and clunky technological evolutions that never gave us hoverboards. Because we were denied the fulfillment of mass-marketed imaginary ideals, our culture instead compiled our movements and historical moments into a production line of new technology — network projected events, which are then dubbed to video are finally uploaded to YouTube to be relived on a whim at the click of a virtual button. This defies the possibility for the individual’s personal psychic nostalgia, as instead we are yoked to 90-second clips which evoke sensory reminiscences from experiences had across the board by the Boomer’s Children’s Children’s Children.
It’s not to say that, for example, when compared with the amount of branding and marketing from eras past, that the current age is disallowing for nostalgic reminiscence only by lacking a previous element of simplicity. If anything, the more subtle and crafty modern age multi-leveled marketing burrows more deeply and cleverly into the subconscious without announcing intentions, thereby duping the rube society into the belief in the “hidden” value of immediately displaying then discarding the appropriate movement-of-the-microsecond, whereas previously in marketing and advertising products, movements and agendas, the overt and simplistic messages prodded the individual into taking a stance they could stand behind.
I don’t, as you might quickly concur, think that as a result we are culturally less aware of such infiltration than we would have been in previous eras, in fact the opposite is my contention. However, I think that it’s the acceptance of nonreality as reality that has restructured the capacity for sensory interaction with the physical world, leaving us unable to experience it as true individuals.
How does this defeat our senses of romanticism and nostalgia, you ask? Because we are (if I can believe the hype and anchor my argument to my earlier statements) bred in a bubble, we therefore can’t help but be nostalgic for the same bulletpointed products, programs and literature as the next individual-cum-autocrat in our age cohort, though they may prefer a different tune, style of dress, or predilection to substance. Derived from the same sap, the syrup is inevitably the same, though it contrives to taste a world apart. Zapping the notion of individuality through the realization that we have all been cut from different parts of the same cloth, it’s difficult to imagine that whatever love, suffering, humor or humiliation we experience as individuals is little more than a reproduction of a reproduction, and as a result, personal nostalgia ceases to exist beyond imitated moments of swelling violins in Ron Howard films. Unsubtle tones denoting what the individual should feel, and when, and for how long, until another moment arrives, it too defined by minute changes in the soundtrack.
This ill-articulated rant was brought about by a brief flickering on a screen I noticed between picking through battered and stained copies of reproduced Classic literature, and paradoxically I felt as though I could detract or unplug myself from feeling contempt for lacking individuality by expressing my “romantic achings for nostalgia in an age bereft of culture” by plugging my ramblings back into the machine I declared had diseased it in the first place.
How contrary.
Dear Internet, Thank You For Everything.
January 7, 2010Dear Internet,
The other week you somehow stopped existing. I didn’t realize before how much you meant to me, thinking prior to that that I could take you or leave you like an uninterested old hand at an Amsterdam brothel — you were fine with my attention, or not, and could earn your pennies elsewhere should my eye wander to the other delicacies splayed about.
Well, Internet, Day One was freedom.
A freedom from your clutches ALWAYS asking me to update, post pictures, blogs, videos. It was January 2nd, and of course you were nagging at me (as per your usual) to upload you with pictures from New Year’s, comment on twitramblings of b-list celebrities, search out strange comic-obsessed recluse fanboys and befriend them. I read a book. It was a classic piece of literature, and I sneered when I looked into your nonexistent face, contempt dripping toward your weak pulse of a signal. I used a touch-tone phone and laughed several times about how calling people for free with video capabilities was for suckers.
Day Two was like white noise in a contemporary bachelor pad. The white noise of white furniture in ultramodern walls in a building that refuses entrance to children. I watched several hours of fine BBC programming using this old-fashioned Victrola-type device called a DVD player. (pron: DEE/vee/DEE)
It wasn’t until I bored of the Beeb on Day Three that I realized the cable was out, leaving me only with the PVR, as the cable and internet were somehow connected by telepathic means I couldn’t, nay, shouldn’t understand. OK. Fine. Luckily I had PVR’d a whole bunch of shows and movies, so it was satisfactory enough as I watched Goldie Hawn and Steve Martin play off each other in HOUSESITTER, Capra’s PLATINUM BLONDE and CASABLANCA.
Day Four. You looked at me and taunted, as I edited video. I balked at first, then was seduced by a paler version of you, linking to a sad little matchstick light of a wireless signal from somewhere deep in the concrete jungle. YouTube uploads were taking over an hour. Don’t even start me on iTunes radio. It was a joke. A sad, sad joke. I picked up a Skype call to stuttered sentence fragments and jumpy live feed that did NOT secure me in conversation with total babes.
Day Five I stopped drinking, and you mocked.
Day Six I started drinking again and re-watched the same DVD’s while awaiting a service call from your provider. (You say provider. I say pimp.)
Day Seven you were repaired first thing in the morning, my sweet sweet angel, and I saw how like a beast I had become without you. I plundered your beauty and devised works of genius we could live out together, beautiful dinners, building our future house, planning our destination wedding.
I spent today in the comfort of Internet luxury, banking, PayPalling, Surfing Dlisted and Twitter Twitter Twitter, Book Book Book. I used Grocery Gateway to pick up necessities that had dwindled in your absence like a recently divorced man’s clean laundry. Back on the A-list of your love, I pwomise never to leave you again, and to respect you for the high-class escort that only occasionally dabbles in porn that you are.
I missed you, baby baby sugar baby.
I Can Has Souncheckz?
January 3, 2010Pictures From New Years MMX
January 2, 2010A few pics from sidestage as taken by protégés. Some of them may have been when I was screaming and or spitting. Unfortunately missed documenting some of the more upscale moments of the event (people running onstage to simulate sex and the high-class gentleman-type who sprayed vomit thankfully in the kitty corner from my booth).
There are more to be added, but you totes know everyone’s still drunk and stuff.
Is it me or are you singing “oh what a night”?
xx
Period Drama. A Monthly Episode.
January 2, 2010Like Really Though, Can I Just Have Him?
December 29, 2009You’re always dying inside that much closer to home
On a crowded street corner surrounded by people all alone
Pain in the heart, rain in the dark, the womb is glum and bitter
She walks around the corner, it’s like she brought the sun with her
Then everything just brightened up, I couldn’t make this up
My fingers in my eyes as she walked by like I was waking up
And so many words, I couldn’t string a sentence together to bother her
I instantly forgot all my plans and started to follow her
It’s like the sky opened and God handed you directly to me
I know it sounds crazy but so is life, I’m sinking
And feeling like your heart is beating solely for me
Your legs are long and toned, you must be walking home
I love the way your lips move when you’re talking on your phone
Intoxicating, your truly ? impurities
Plague every thought of you while I’m trailing you like you’re security
Lost, we couldn’t know our paths would cross but time knew it
Feet sticking out the window, a opportunity climbing through it
Pain for sale, looking to find a new taker
Chance to speak blown, when you looked at me I looked in the newspaper
Because the sky opened and God handed you directly to me
I know it sounds crazy but so is life, I’m sinking
And feeling like your heart is beating solely for me
I’m miles out of my way, creepy, I want more
Was gonna turn back but you stuck your key in your front door
I’m standing across the street, stars that aligned us to meet
Standing outside with your trash feeling incomplete
My finger aching for your doorbell like a random blog
Instead I lurk outside in the cold like an abandoned dog
Perish the thought, you should cherish the words that I got in my mouth
The only words that can truly explain how I got in your house
Because the sky opened and God handed you directly to me
I know it sounds crazy but so is life, I’m sinking
And feeling like your heart is beating solely for me
Unlikely, impossible, I couldn’t dream to think it
There’s something happening between us you can’t deceive
I’m so in over my head I’ve learned to breathe in it
Your eyes are screaming and you’re saying no baby to me
If there was a way out I think you would’ve taken it
My hands and arms are the only way that you can leave
Face to face for the first time, you feel what I’m feeling
Selfishly no longer breathing because of me
Dear 2009: See You Later, Hater!
December 27, 2009Here’s hoping everyone had fantastic celebrations etc etc etc – thanks everyone for all the love love love (yes, that includes you, Tyra and John Larroquette among various other notables… YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) and everything awesome and wicked and such. No thrilling things to post other than have been playing insane amounts of guitar and doing a whole lot of writing for the new project as well as The Royal Society…
If you’re a regular to this blog you know my attention span is basically nonexistent, so surprise surprise, working on scripts, doing a photoshoot tomorrow, a show on Dec 31st, the short film PERIOD PIECE I worked on with JDRW5 drops 01/01/2010 and finally spending some time with a handful of lovelies I’ve missed dreadfully as I’ve dropped in and out of the collective social consciousness for the entirety of 2009.
Thanks….
Black Circle Industries
McKee Agency
MuchMusic
VIDEOFACT
Virgin Radio
PROUD FM
235 Films
Stylists Maha and Benjamin Raine
Unemployed&Fabulous.com
BlogTO
Street Team Timmins & Street Team Melbourne & Sydney
Street Team Chicago/Detroit
Trent Reznor
JDRW5
The LOFT
Vitamin Water
Nixon Europe
Westjet/Thomas Cook and (begrudgingly) TransAt
Jonathan Rhys Meyers (for being so inspirational in all of your many forms, and particularly for going above and beyond in your performances in The Tudors and Velvet Goldmine)
MTV… for Jersey Shore
I don’t know about you lot, but I am definitely looking forward to seeing the back end of 2009… Already excited to see it leave and so I’ve been pumping fun tracks through the holidays. I DARE you not to (at least pretend to) be happy and listen to the above remix.
BONUS: If you ever wondered what I’d be doing if I wasn’t doing….ALL THIS (picture me gesticulating wildly), here’s a clip from a distant alternate universe. Yes, darling, “that’s why famous people are friends with other famous people.”
I’m off for a delectable dinner which will substitute for kissing you all a zillion times!
(I’m eating your feelings. mmmmmm.)
NEW YEAR’S SHOW…
December 26, 2009…lazy lazy and I’m in the midst of recording demos so here’s the info in a very boring unwickedly copy and pastelike way.
Location:
147 JOHN STREET
Description
DIRECT PURCHASE LINK: R I G H T H E R E.
GENERAL INFO
This year, we are expecting over 800+ people ages 21-35 to join us from all over Toronto and the GTA. As with previous years, we’re using almost every dollar generated from the purchase of your ticket to provide you with things like: Complimentary Beverages / Open Bar, Full Buffet Dinner, Hors D’oeuvres, Complimentary Champagne at Midnight, Live Performances, Dj’s, Party Favours/Giveaways, Gift Bags, Decor, and Round-Trip Transportation From Over 20 Different Cities!
Treat yourself to an event that truly puts its customers first. Don’t settle for those $100/ ticket events that only give you a glass of Champagne and lack lustre decorations, We guarantee our event will be the greatest value you’ll find for NYE 2010 by far, not to mention be a great time!
This New Year’s Eve should be a no brainer! We look forward to ringing in the New Year with you at NYE 2010 Sinner & Saints.
EVENT THEME
The theme “Sinners & Saints” accurately describes the two opposing sides of this one great event. At the beginning of the night both groups (Sinners ticket holders and Saints ticket holders) are separated (from 9:00pm-11:00pm). The Sinners engage in most of the 7 deadly sins as Greed, Gluttony and Lust abound. While the Saints are more subdued and enjoy a more laid back approach to partying while sipping wine and enjoying a delightful dinner. Only to converge in the late night hours, in a fun filled ball of energy and excitement, as midnight approaches… No matter what your pleasure sinful delights or heavenly bliss, NYE 2010 Sinners & Saints has something for everyone, making this event without a doubt your New Year’s Eve destination of choice!
http://www.clubzone.com/events/Toronto/165579/NYE-2010-Sinners-Saints-All-Inclusive-Event
Holidazed & Confused
December 25, 2009Q: What happens when you mix vodka, Veruca Salt, and Christmastime?
A: This total fucking trainwreck.
RELAX…. it’s a JOKE…..
Happy Holidays!
xx
….Oh, and can’t forget my atheists and apathists… NOTHING died for you!! (or cared enough to bother.)










