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nikki awesome

@hrhnikkiawesome London, UK
singer-snogwriter. intentional international typoist. bio-curious? accept me as your sovereign.http://myspace.com/theroyalsocietyx
nikki awesome
hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

The choirboys totally have army-issue glasses. Bless, NHS.#royalwedding
Gareth Aveyard
TheFagCasanova Gareth Aveyard

 by hrhnikkiawesome

ACTIVATE THE QUEEN!
nikki awesome
hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

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@caitlinmoran yeah, there’s a really fantastic in-house selection…
Caitlin Moran
caitlinmoran Caitlin Moran

 by hrhnikkiawesome

Cannot believe the on-going, wasted opportunity for lingering camera-shots of celebrities, nuns and murderers
Elizabeth v2.0
TheFuckingQueen Elizabeth v2.0

 by hrhnikkiawesome

What the hell @thedukeofhazard no need to elbow One, One was just resting One’s eyes
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hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

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@Palomafaith The Ballad of Boredom? ;P
Paloma Faith
Palomafaith Paloma Faith

 by hrhnikkiawesome

Right I’ve had enough now. I’m off to write a song. This bits all a bit TRAD for me
nikki awesome
hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

Quit it with the SLOUCHING, William! #royalwedding
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hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

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@DavidGArnold who doesn’t. now incubate the coming world and whatnot, will you?
DavidGArnold
DavidGArnold DavidGArnold

 by hrhnikkiawesome

I quite like oppressive love myself
jonathan ross
wossy jonathan ross

 by hrhnikkiawesome

Eugenie and Beatrice look cool. Gotta love the black sheeps….
nikki awesome
hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

OMG they just mentioned Chaucer — where is @BobbyKSA when you need him!!?
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hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

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@LaineyGossip Royally “Single White Female” on that one..
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hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

PS – Cast of The Sound Of Music sitting on the left? #royalwedding….Oh The Queen’s just fallen asleep…
nikki awesome
hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

Kate is either hyperventilating or laughing. I can’t tell. #royalwedding
nikki awesome
hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

LOL That look!!! #royalwedding
dan kiener
dantract dan kiener

 by hrhnikkiawesome

if it was my wedding, i would have got brian blessed to do this part.
nikki awesome
hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

are we getting a lot of “STOP GETTING DIVORCED, ROYALS” subtext here or what? #royalwedding
Simon Price
simon_price01 Simon Price

 by hrhnikkiawesome

The Archbishop’s hat looks like it came free with a Happy Meal.
nikki awesome
hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

it’s confirmed, Mrs Potts from BEAUTY AND THE BEAST officially wrote that hymn
Caitlin Moran
caitlinmoran Caitlin Moran

 by hrhnikkiawesome

HAHAHA RT @marcusbrig: RT @carriequinlan: Ah, it’s that song the teapot sings in Beauty and the Beast.
nikki awesome
hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

Santa is performing the sermon. Amazing. #royalwedding
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hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

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@dantract LOLZ. Reception wear.
Santino Rice
SANTINORICE Santino Rice

 by hrhnikkiawesome

Urgh- Somewhere Bridal Shops are already knocking-off Kate’s gown. How many times will we see this on #SayYesToTheDress ?#RoyalWedding
nikki awesome
hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

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@jnthnnthnl who would you do? #royalwedding #cruising
Jonathan Nathaniel
jnthnnthnl Jonathan Nathaniel

 by hrhnikkiawesome

i’m totally cruising this congregation.#notthetimeorplace#noteventhere#royalwedding
nikki awesome
hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

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@jnthnnthnl HAHAHA is that what the one black choirboy is gonna do at the end?
Jonathan Nathaniel
jnthnnthnl Jonathan Nathaniel

 by hrhnikkiawesome

(in sebastian voice) ‘kiss. di. girl’! #royalwedding
Paloma Faith
Palomafaith Paloma Faith

 by hrhnikkiawesome

New britain represented!!!!all genders all races all shapes and sizes! Wow! This makes me so happy!GO ON BRITAIN!!#soproudtobealondoner
nikki awesome
hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

what’s with the really ridic white bowties everywhere? You’re wearing a man-dress. Stop culture-clashing me. It’s early.#royalwedding
williambowerman
williambowerman williambowerman

 by hrhnikkiawesome

Is this the beauty and the beast theme?!
Elaine L.
LaineyGossip Elaine L.

 by hrhnikkiawesome

They look almost shy with one another. It’s so sweet. And Will is glancing at her protectively to make sure she’s ok. Yeah I ate a corndog.
Popjustice
Popjustice Popjustice

 by hrhnikkiawesome

Always good to finish on a joke, well done James
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hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

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@dantract Live stream and you’re talking BECKHAM? Aint so live kiddo..
nikki awesome
hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

James Middleton missed his calling as ‘judgey judgerson’ and instead went for ‘spray tanned A level actor”
Elizabeth v2.0
TheFuckingQueen Elizabeth v2.0

 by hrhnikkiawesome

Yada, yada, yada…try to sneak a pop from this flask since the camera is not loving One today
esthero
theRealEsthero esthero

 by hrhnikkiawesome

i love how everyone is awkwardly faking their way through the hymns. even elton john #churchischurchallovertheworld
nikki awesome
hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

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@caitlinmoran i think his wife already did..
Caitlin Moran
caitlinmoran Caitlin Moran

 by hrhnikkiawesome

Nick Clegg looks one day away from having nervous excema all over his forehead
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hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

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@kitten_arms answer: ALL OF THEM.
Katrina Armstrong
kitten_arms Katrina Armstrong

 by hrhnikkiawesome

wow james middleton! that’s a good looking family. which of fergie’s daughters will pounce at the reception, do you think? #royalwedding
nikki awesome
hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

“James Middleton, star of The Only Way Is Essex, will now do a reading….” #royalwedding
nikki awesome
hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

Did Katie sleep okay last night? Vodka eyeball shots with Harry? She looks a bit like she might faint…
Elizabeth v2.0
TheFuckingQueen Elizabeth v2.0

 by hrhnikkiawesome

If One gets home and finds out from Sky+ that Camilla got more face time on tv, One is going to be right royally pissed.
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hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

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@Palomafaith i think even katie was having a giggle.. hence the delayed-reaction “Amen”s…
Paloma Faith
Palomafaith Paloma Faith

 by hrhnikkiawesome

A life of of christian love and purity????hahahahhahahha – I just can’t relate. Purity? (I am tarnished!)
nikki awesome
hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

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@VanityFair shhh not now, dear, we’re hymming and whatnot.
VANITY FAIR
VanityFair VANITY FAIR

 by hrhnikkiawesome

We need to have a conversation about Princess Eugenie’s and Princess Beatrice’s elaborate hats. http://bit.ly/kcVOU6
nikki awesome
hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

Kate’s on delayed-reaction “amen” delivery.. did she not get a Christianity coach?
Katrina Armstrong
kitten_arms Katrina Armstrong

 by hrhnikkiawesome

archbisohp! trim yer damned eyebrows #royalwedding
Elizabeth v2.0
TheFuckingQueen Elizabeth v2.0

 by hrhnikkiawesome

One is not getting enough tv time, One can feel it.
nikki awesome
hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

More hats. Thanks Archbishop. That was a jesterlike action#royalwedding
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hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

@
Elizabeth v2.0
TheFuckingQueen Elizabeth v2.0

 by hrhnikkiawesome

Ring a little tight, gain a little water weight Kate?
Andrew F Stewart
AndrewFstewart Andrew F Stewart

 by hrhnikkiawesome

Lol “for poorer”
nikki awesome
hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

lol @ the ring SQUASHING on #royalwedding
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hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

HARRY IS DYING FOR A SLASH!
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hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

she looks like she’s trying not to cry, but end result is more like “ostrich ate vinegar”. Not the best look.. #royalwedding
Elizabeth v2.0
TheFuckingQueen Elizabeth v2.0

 by hrhnikkiawesome

Listen to these words Wills and remember this is exactly what your father did not do.
DavidGArnold
DavidGArnold DavidGArnold

 by hrhnikkiawesome

They obviously couldn t hear me…..
nikki awesome
hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

you know EVERYONE was dying to say “i’ve shagged her!!”
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hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

they seriously couldn’t look more bored with this sermon…#royalwedding
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hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

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@DavidGArnold hahahahaha
DavidGArnold
DavidGArnold DavidGArnold

 by hrhnikkiawesome

Edward said to wills..”I know this great hairdresser…..”
Caitlin Moran
caitlinmoran Caitlin Moran

 by hrhnikkiawesome

NOT ENOUGH SHOTS OF ELTON, TREVOR BROOKING OR MR BEAN
Elizabeth v2.0
TheFuckingQueen Elizabeth v2.0

 by hrhnikkiawesome

Sam Cam begged for us to invite Gwen Stefani but One had to draw the line somewhere, so she showed up hatless. Bitch.
Hilary Alexander
HilaryAlexander Hilary Alexander

 by hrhnikkiawesome

the full story behind Kate’s wedding dress, officially confirmed as an Alexander McQueen http://tgr.ph/kbTw5W
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hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

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@caitlinmoran totes. and wildly disappointed with the lack of comedy eyewear.
nikki awesome
hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

Oh I hadn’t realized they’d invited GOD…
lesley thomas
lesleythomas lesley thomas

 by hrhnikkiawesome

I can lip read. He said “you complete me”
nikki awesome
hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

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@TheFuckingQueen I know I did.
Elizabeth v2.0
TheFuckingQueen Elizabeth v2.0

 by hrhnikkiawesome

Giving Camilla the evil eye, wonder if she saw it
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hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

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@jnthnnthnl NOW? NOW? ARE YOU MENTAL?!;P
Jonathan Nathaniel
jnthnnthnl Jonathan Nathaniel

 by hrhnikkiawesome

i’m going to grab some cereal. brb.
nikki awesome
hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

Rather disappointed that Elton has chosen against novelty eyewear…
Paloma Faith
Palomafaith Paloma Faith

 by hrhnikkiawesome

He’s the cat that got the cream! He just said “you look beautiful” ahhhhhhhhhhhhh swoon!!!! I’m melting!
nikki awesome
hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

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@marieclaire AHHHHHH I JUST DIED OF CRYING INSIDE!!!
Marie Claire
marieclaire Marie Claire

 by hrhnikkiawesome

AWWWWWWWWWW! He just said “You’re beautiful”
Caitlin Moran
caitlinmoran Caitlin Moran

 by hrhnikkiawesome

I reckon Posh’s pregnant bladder is approaching unbearable now
Elizabeth v2.0
TheFuckingQueen Elizabeth v2.0

 by hrhnikkiawesome

Bloody Harry eyeing Kate up….the cheek!
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hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

TOGETHER! awwwww they look like they’re having a little giggle at the altar… having a mush moment….
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hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

Harry having a giggle with Will….
David Quantick
quantick David Quantick

 by hrhnikkiawesome

The trees give the abbey a nice “Bluewater at Xmas” look.
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hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

The white bow tie on the church person looks DAFT
Jonathan Nathaniel
jnthnnthnl Jonathan Nathaniel

 by hrhnikkiawesome

i’m going to cry. i feel the tingle. she looks so pretty and so much YOUNGER. #royalwedding
nikki awesome
hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

Either that or eye’s just done an eyeball vodka shot with Harry ’round the corner…
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hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

Oh I think Willy might have a little wee tear in his eye… Bless his cotton socks!
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hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

HARRYHARRYHARRYHARRYHARRY…And William.
Elizabeth Windsor
Queen_UK Elizabeth Windsor

 by hrhnikkiawesome

You’d have thought someone might have put a softer cushion on one’s chair.
nikki awesome
hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

There seems to be quite a lot of whisper-whisper going on over that font..
nikki awesome
hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW she looks fantastic… Love Katie
boygeorge
BoyGeorge boygeorge

 by hrhnikkiawesome

The dress is beautiful, yes, I’m sooo gay!
Caitlin Moran
caitlinmoran Caitlin Moran

 by hrhnikkiawesome

Yes, it is cold #nipples #feelforyougirl
Elizabeth v2.0
TheFuckingQueen Elizabeth v2.0

 by hrhnikkiawesome

…and the media go into apoplectic frenzy…
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hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

the dress is gorgeous. The tiara is killing me with envy.
nikki awesome
hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

it is McQUEEN!!!!
Hilary Alexander
HilaryAlexander Hilary Alexander

 by hrhnikkiawesome

a full sheer veil covers the lovely bride – I’m hearing comparisons to Audrey, Grace Kelly… agree with it all #royalwedding
Big Ben
big_ben_clock Big Ben

 by hrhnikkiawesome

BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG
Elizabeth v2.0
TheFuckingQueen Elizabeth v2.0

 by hrhnikkiawesome

Welcome to end of any real life Catherine!
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hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

HERE WE GO…..
Paul Waugh
paulwaugh Paul Waugh

 by hrhnikkiawesome

Good job Kate’s not in France. Wdn’t she get arrested for wearing that veil?
nikki awesome
hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

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@HilaryAlexander yeah no kidding, Scorcese/Cranework going on there. Why don’t they just drive SLOWER!? 😀
Hilary Alexander
HilaryAlexander Hilary Alexander

 by hrhnikkiawesome

some dizzying camera work from BBC as we swivel onto the parade. #royalwedding
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hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

AAAA – we’ll see the dress in all it’s glory in like ten seconds… WHAT A TIME TO HAVE TO PEE!!!!
Caps Cop
CapsCop Caps Cop

 by hrhnikkiawesome

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@hrhnikkiawesome If you keep typing in all caps you could shoot your eye out!
nikki awesome
hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

KATE – WAVE FROM THE ELBOW – NOT THE WRIST!!!#ROYALWEDDING
nikki awesome
hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

Dean of Westminster looking quite dapper this morning…
nikki awesome
hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

awww Kate looks lovely… and she’s getting much better @ waving it up… The next time she sees B’ham Palace it will be as a ROYAL#jealous
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hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

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@Palomafaith lol 28 days later in effect?
Paloma Faith
Palomafaith Paloma Faith

 by hrhnikkiawesome

Did my jogging in the park this morning.hyde park is empty! Why i have no idea? Its apocalyptic! Can’t think why at all!
nikki awesome
hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

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@ELLEUK of COURSE it is. LONG, BROWN, SHINY#signaturemove
nikki awesome
hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

LACE LACE AND MORE LACE
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hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

I’d just like to point out that I have a membership to the Royal Mewesand have been all up in that Phantom’s Grill and shit.
nikki awesome
hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

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@caitlinmoran soon to be speech bubbles… he just wasn’t Mic’d properly..
nikki awesome
hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

KATIE MIDDLETON EN ROUTE!
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hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

I must say I don’t quite approve of Camille’s ensemble. I would’ve veiled it up. Favor to the public. No really though.
Elizabeth v2.0
TheFuckingQueen Elizabeth v2.0

 by hrhnikkiawesome

Philip must always walk behind to shade One’s arse from cameras
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hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

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@caitlinmoran And Philip’s got Berocca in his..
Caitlin Moran
caitlinmoran Caitlin Moran

 by hrhnikkiawesome

You just know she’s got Werther’s in that handbag #thequeen
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hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

The duke is looking better as he ages, I have to say. The Queen just looks amazing. I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE HER.
Elizabeth v2.0
TheFuckingQueen Elizabeth v2.0

 by hrhnikkiawesome

Feeling like a canary in a coal mine right about now
Hilary Alexander
HilaryAlexander Hilary Alexander

 by hrhnikkiawesome

The Queen in primrose Angela Kelly coat,dress and hat with Queen Mary’s True Lover’s Knot brooch! Which someone mis-spelt as ‘broach’
nikki awesome
hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

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@TheFuckingQueen lol well you are DRESSED as one…
nikki awesome
hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

They are SO GOOD at the wave. SO good.
nikki awesome
hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

THE QUEEN! THE QUEEN! THE QUEEN!!!
nikki awesome
hrhnikkiawesome nikki awesome

#RoyalWedding – Here we go. Iam marginally awake, Chuckie and Cmille’s have made their way into the Abbey and we’re all amped up.
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