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@hrhnikkiawesome London, UK
The choirboys totally have army-issue glasses. Bless, NHS.#royalwedding
yeah, there’s a really fantastic in-house selection…
Cannot believe the on-going, wasted opportunity for lingering camera-shots of celebrities, nuns and murderers
What the hell @thedukeofhazard
no need to elbow One, One was just resting One’s eyes
Right I’ve had enough now. I’m off to write a song. This bits all a bit TRAD for me
who doesn’t. now incubate the coming world and whatnot, will you?
I quite like oppressive love myself
Eugenie and Beatrice look cool. Gotta love the black sheeps….
OMG they just mentioned Chaucer — where is @BobbyKSA
when you need him!!?
PS – Cast of The Sound Of Music sitting on the left? #royalwedding
….Oh The Queen’s just fallen asleep…
Kate is either hyperventilating or laughing. I can’t tell. #royalwedding
if it was my wedding, i would have got brian blessed to do this part.
are we getting a lot of “STOP GETTING DIVORCED, ROYALS” subtext here or what? #royalwedding
The Archbishop’s hat looks like it came free with a Happy Meal.
it’s confirmed, Mrs Potts from BEAUTY AND THE BEAST officially wrote that hymn
HAHAHA is that what the one black choirboy is gonna do at the end?
New britain represented!!!!all genders all races all shapes and sizes! Wow! This makes me so happy!GO ON BRITAIN!!#soproudtobealondoner
what’s with the really ridic white bowties everywhere? You’re wearing a man-dress. Stop culture-clashing me. It’s early.#royalwedding
Is this the beauty and the beast theme?!
They look almost shy with one another. It’s so sweet. And Will is glancing at her protectively to make sure she’s ok. Yeah I ate a corndog.
Always good to finish on a joke, well done James
Live stream and you’re talking BECKHAM? Aint so live kiddo..
James Middleton missed his calling as ‘judgey judgerson’ and instead went for ‘spray tanned A level actor”
Yada, yada, yada…try to sneak a pop from this flask since the camera is not loving One today
Nick Clegg looks one day away from having nervous excema all over his forehead
wow james middleton! that’s a good looking family. which of fergie’s daughters will pounce at the reception, do you think? #royalwedding
“James Middleton, star of The Only Way Is Essex, will now do a reading….” #royalwedding
Did Katie sleep okay last night? Vodka eyeball shots with Harry? She looks a bit like she might faint…
If One gets home and finds out from Sky+ that Camilla got more face time on tv, One is going to be right royally pissed.
i think even katie was having a giggle.. hence the delayed-reaction “Amen”s…
A life of of christian love and purity????hahahahhahahha – I just can’t relate. Purity? (I am tarnished!)
shhh not now, dear, we’re hymming and whatnot.
We need to have a conversation about Princess Eugenie’s and Princess Beatrice’s elaborate hats. http://bit.ly/kcVOU6
Kate’s on delayed-reaction “amen” delivery.. did she not get a Christianity coach?
One is not getting enough tv time, One can feel it.
More hats. Thanks Archbishop. That was a jesterlike action#royalwedding
Ring a little tight, gain a little water weight Kate?
HARRY IS DYING FOR A SLASH!
she looks like she’s trying not to cry, but end result is more like “ostrich ate vinegar”. Not the best look.. #royalwedding
Listen to these words Wills and remember this is exactly what your father did not do.
They obviously couldn t hear me…..
you know EVERYONE was dying to say “i’ve shagged her!!”
they seriously couldn’t look more bored with this sermon…#royalwedding
Edward said to wills..”I know this great hairdresser…..”
NOT ENOUGH SHOTS OF ELTON, TREVOR BROOKING OR MR BEAN
Sam Cam begged for us to invite Gwen Stefani but One had to draw the line somewhere, so she showed up hatless. Bitch.
the full story behind Kate’s wedding dress, officially confirmed as an Alexander McQueen http://tgr.ph/kbTw5W
totes. and wildly disappointed with the lack of comedy eyewear.
Oh I hadn’t realized they’d invited GOD…
I can lip read. He said “you complete me”
Giving Camilla the evil eye, wonder if she saw it
i’m going to grab some cereal. brb.
Rather disappointed that Elton has chosen against novelty eyewear…
He’s the cat that got the cream! He just said “you look beautiful” ahhhhhhhhhhhhh swoon!!!! I’m melting!
AWWWWWWWWWW! He just said “You’re beautiful”
I reckon Posh’s pregnant bladder is approaching unbearable now
Bloody Harry eyeing Kate up….the cheek!
TOGETHER! awwwww they look like they’re having a little giggle at the altar… having a mush moment….
Harry having a giggle with Will….
The trees give the abbey a nice “Bluewater at Xmas” look.
The white bow tie on the church person looks DAFT
i’m going to cry. i feel the tingle. she looks so pretty and so much YOUNGER. #royalwedding
Either that or eye’s just done an eyeball vodka shot with Harry ’round the corner…
Oh I think Willy might have a little wee tear in his eye… Bless his cotton socks!
You’d have thought someone might have put a softer cushion on one’s chair.
There seems to be quite a lot of whisper-whisper going on over that font..
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW she looks fantastic… Love Katie
The dress is beautiful, yes, I’m sooo gay!
…and the media go into apoplectic frenzy…
the dress is gorgeous. The tiara is killing me with envy.
a full sheer veil covers the lovely bride – I’m hearing comparisons to Audrey, Grace Kelly… agree with it all #royalwedding
BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG
Welcome to end of any real life Catherine!
Good job Kate’s not in France. Wdn’t she get arrested for wearing that veil?
yeah no kidding, Scorcese/Cranework going on there. Why don’t they just drive SLOWER!? 😀
some dizzying camera work from BBC as we swivel onto the parade. #royalwedding
AAAA – we’ll see the dress in all it’s glory in like ten seconds… WHAT A TIME TO HAVE TO PEE!!!!
If you keep typing in all caps you could shoot your eye out!
Dean of Westminster looking quite dapper this morning…
awww Kate looks lovely… and she’s getting much better @ waving it up… The next time she sees B’ham Palace it will be as a ROYAL#jealous
Did my jogging in the park this morning.hyde park is empty! Why i have no idea? Its apocalyptic! Can’t think why at all!
I’d just like to point out that I have a membership to the Royal Mewesand have been all up in that Phantom’s Grill and shit.
soon to be speech bubbles… he just wasn’t Mic’d properly..
KATIE MIDDLETON EN ROUTE!
I must say I don’t quite approve of Camille’s ensemble. I would’ve veiled it up. Favor to the public. No really though.
Philip must always walk behind to shade One’s arse from cameras
You just know she’s got Werther’s in that handbag #thequeen
The duke is looking better as he ages, I have to say. The Queen just looks amazing. I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE HER.
Feeling like a canary in a coal mine right about now
The Queen in primrose Angela Kelly coat,dress and hat with Queen Mary’s True Lover’s Knot brooch! Which someone mis-spelt as ‘broach’
They are SO GOOD at the wave. SO good.
THE QUEEN! THE QUEEN! THE QUEEN!!!
– Here we go. Iam marginally awake, Chuckie and Cmille’s have made their way into the Abbey and we’re all amped up.