WTF is life lately?! Heat on full blast in JUNE, yahoo weather revealing icons of dripping sunshines with lightning bolts through them, have sent the most “Fuck You For Ever” message to a Cabana Boy Candidate only to receive an I MUST SEE YOU.
I can only make sense of it all with five hours of THIS:
If you need me, I’ll be inside a bottle of Malibu.
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