Yes, this post is titled “You Can Always Trust A Lohan.”
No, it’s not a typo nor have I taken all the pills at the same time (Lohan-Style!). I obviously don’t mean with your car, to babysit, to tell the truth, to show up on time, to not steal your anything, or to make clever life choices – I mean YOU CAN ALWAYS TRUST A LOHAN TO MAKE BIG LINES HEADLINES.
Episode 2 of TOTLLYAwesome TV now up and running for your viewing displeasure. I’m bitchfacing on K-Stew, Beiber’s wiener, Rihanna’s Unapologetic MESS of a topless “meh” and of course the boringest celebrity super secret wedding in the history of OMFG JE NE CARE PAS.
Let’s get LOHAN!
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