So one day I decided I wanted to make up a TV show I was the star of. It’s a common enough delusion that most people give up when they’re six. However, Dennis Waterman and I know exactly what we’re capable on, and we pass our awesomeness of to you, the viewers (All millions and billions of you).
Here’s WATCH AND LEARN for you, which as ever, you can find the lyrics to by clicking HERE… or… Fuck it, I’ll just throw them on this post because you’re lazy.
WATCH AND LEARN
Cut and paste cutaways of your gaze as it stays on me night and day
Can’t complain but I’m faced with the same old-same old games you play
I wanna get some; I want a pet
I want an appetite to whet
My obsession – your attention, please
You love to watch and be watched
You only stop to recut
You love to watch and be watched
And re-watch and re-watch
Watching you watching me
Watching you watching me
Watching you watching me
Watching me watching me
It an act it’s a fact it’s a knack
For maximising every factor
Hit the zoom on the room as the tune-out tunes in on your favourite actor
the curious musings of debutante icons 