Destiny Prevails

Dear world, I’d like – if I may – to take this opportunity to publicly apologise for what I have Continue reading →

AMA Result! Noodles or Sex Poodles?

SO much excitement but you’d never know it because of my constant bitchface!! 😀 StudentNoodles.co.uk posted the results of the Continue reading →

Acoustic Being Genuine Fail.

Photo shoot with Liz Gregg today for a publication that I simply cannot disclose yet, lest the PR harpies descend Continue reading →

Well Babies; Don’t You Panic.

Wouldn’t you like to see me added to the cast of the Rocky Horror Show for a one-night-only explosion of Continue reading →

Dying Of Chic

Thanks for the birthday wishes, babies.  I’m currently recording and reclining in a five-star penthouse sleep pod in Nice; returning Continue reading →