Wouldn’t you like to see me added to the cast of the Rocky Horror Show for a one-night-only explosion of glamour, glitter, red lips and touch-a-touch-a-touch-a-touch me?
OBVIOUSLY.
Since I’m already basically a sweet transvestite and a megafan of ROCKY HORROR, when the open casting call came up for the 40th anniversary (or shall we go all out and say TRANNIVERSARY) production at the Manchester Opera House… Well, shit, kids. You put two and two together to make five. CLEARLY this will be blogged/vlogged/live-tweeted etc.
Such a pity I can’t perform SWEET TRANSVESTITE, but then again, it’s not the junior chamber of commerce. *sigh*
